Describe Yourself In One Word

I was asked to describe myself in one word. One word? Just one? How can do that? I mean, I guess it forces one to decide what is MOST important to them about themselves. Go with a title? Mother. Father. Husband. Wife. Daughter. Son. Fiancé. A job? Attorney. Doctor. Steward. Teacher. Firefighter. Custodian. Teller. Hair Color? Blond. Brunette. Redhead. Weight? Skinny? Overweight. Adjectives? Bitch. Bum. Weird. Seriously, what would you use?

I guess I’d have to go with evolving. I’d prefer “work-in-progress,” which, if I put hyphens, can magically become one word, right?