Jeopardy Part 3

Am I gonna hear (not see, I'm still at work) KEN lose at Jeopardy?? I figure no, but he keeps betting BIG on double Jeopardy AND LOSING! I've also figured he just guesses most of the time. There is only a minute left. He has to GET FINAL JEOPARDY RIGHT or else he LOSES. Oh, the tension. The PRESSURE!! I can't handle it!

From David Letterman, Top Ten Ways To Irritate Alex Trebek presented by "Jeopardy" Champion Ken Jennings

10. "Ask him on air, 'So who did your Botox?'"
9. "Instead of responding, get his attention by throwing nickels at his head"
8. "Buzz in without using your hands"
7. "Give Courtney Love directions to his house"
6. "Whenever he says the word 'potpourri,' you mumble, 'Woman'"
5. "Tell him he's no Wink Martindale"
4. "Remind him that although he's a naturalized citizen, he'll always be a product of the evil Canadian empire"
3. "Complain that he's not nearly as Trebek-y in person"
2. "Your only response: 'Who gives a rat's ass?'"
1. "Insist on buying a vowel"