It's the end of the world as we know it...

Politics, philosophy, the law, current events, left leaning debates, religion, baseball, football, pop culture, growing up Greek, random events in my life...whatever hits my mind at the time.


Republican National Committee Schedule (Forward)

New York, NY

6:00 PM
Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM
Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM
Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment - Right to bear arms)

6:45 PM
Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

6:46 PM
Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"

7:30 PM
Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan

7:35 PM
Trent Lott - "Re-segregation in the 21st Century"

7:40 PM
EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner

8:00 PM
Vote on which country to invade next

8:15 PM
John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children

8:30 PM
Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (men only)

8:50 PM
Seminar #2: " Corporations: The Government of the Future "

9:00 PM
Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Loving That Man"

9:05 PM
Phyllis Schlafly speaks on "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"

9:10 PM
EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires

9:30 PM
Break for secret meetings

10:00 PM
Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM
Karl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple

10:30 PM
Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When
You Feel Squishy Inside

10:35 PM
Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare

10:40 PM
John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt

10:45 PM
GOP's Tribute to Tokenism, featuring Colin Powell &Condi Rice

10:46 PM
Ann Coulter's Tribute to "Joe McCarthy, American Patriot "

10:50 PM
Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy

11:10 PM
Hilary Clinton Piqata

11:20 PM
John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult

11:35 PM
Blame Clinton

11:40 PM
Newt Gingrich speaks on "The Sanctity of Marriage"

11:41 PM
Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt.Rushmore

11:50 PM
Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

12:00 PM
Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord


  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger melyssa said…

    The sad thing is I started reading this thinking it was the real thing. I didn't realize it was a joke until about half way down. It's a Monday!

  • At 5:10 PM, Blogger Curtis said…

    I believe after the Sanctity of Marriage speech there could be an impromptu "To Hell with Lawrence v. Texas let's arrest a homosexual for engaging in sodomy in the privacy of his own home."

  • At 6:25 PM, Blogger Caren said…

    I've seen this before... soooooooooo funny!!!

  • At 7:47 PM, Blogger Sarah said…

    It's so sad, but it could really be the actual line-up (if a few country music acts were added).


Post a Comment

<< Home

Meter Blogarama - The Blog Directory Listed on Blogwise Listed in LS Blogs Blog Directory & Search engine

Days until Bush leaves office.
Designed by georgedorn and provided by Positronic Design.
Grab your own copy here.