First, I gotta find a doctor cause it hurts when I breathe abnd when I swallow (heads out of the gutters)! Of course, I don't have a regular doctor. That'll learn me.
Second, I love Andy Borowitz.
Hah.
OK, wish me luck on my quest to find a doctor (and be back before the etiquette training!)
Second, I love Andy Borowitz.
A hand grenade hurled in the direction of President George W. Bush in Tbilisi, Georgia on Tuesday caused a momentary scare among security personnel in the former Soviet republic until it was determined that the grenade . . . [was] phony.
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"The grenade posed no real threat at all," said a top Georgian security official. "Much like Iraq in March of 2003."
Hah.
OK, wish me luck on my quest to find a doctor (and be back before the etiquette training!)
posted by -Me @ 5/12/2005 09:46:00 AM
3 Comments:
At 11:33 AM,
Stephanie said…
The only ones I know in your area are near Canton. Wish I could help ;) If you drive to Erie, you can come see Hawk :)
At 12:23 PM,
Kevin Whinnery said…
Ettiquette training - have fun with that. Though truth be told, I wouldn't mind some training in that vein. A splash of Pierce Brosnan might do me some good. I wonder if there is a special cirriculum on clever, yet socially acceptable sexual innuendo... Speaking of which, whose head is in the gutter, counselor! It took me a few seconds to figure out what you were talking about.
At 4:24 PM,
Matthew said…
I don't think it should matter if the grenade was phony or not. The fact that it was able to be thrown and get so close at all is disconcerting enough.
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