So I have to let you all know something. I'm bisocial. "Bisociality is the potential for behaviors associated with more than one social interaction paradigm. A bisocial person may not be equally cool and dorky, and the degree may vary over a lifetime."

The sad thing is, I spend much of the day analyzing with my one friend (who is going to see REM with me) the distinction between dorks, nerds, geeks and freaks. My personal poison are dorks and freaks. The geeks never did it for me, and the nerds never really did either, although they are the sentimental favorites.

So what's your distinction? I suspect most of the people who read this fall into one of those categories. Personally, dorkiness permeates from me. I never sat at the cool kids lunch table. (Actually, not true, I sat at the "cool kids" lunch table in law school, which just goes to show how truly pathetic the competition in law school was like. (Perhaps I was just the dorkiest dork in law school, making me cool??)