Alcohol

If I'm in jail, and the door is left open, I need more than a beer. 
 
And speaking of beer, What Favor Are You? Appropriately enough, I am beer.
"I tashte like Alcohol.Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer.(If you were not Alcohol you would be Nuclear Waste.)"  (I am not sure how I feel about otherwise being Nuclear Waste though.)