I bought a Yoda pen!!
The next time Yoda calls to give me an assignment, I am so going to take the pen to copiously take down what he says...
I am such a dork, I know.
The next time Yoda calls to give me an assignment, I am so going to take the pen to copiously take down what he says...
I am such a dork, I know.
posted by -Me @ 4/12/2005 11:47:00 AM
6 Comments:
At 3:53 PM,
Matthew said…
Not like a pen, does Yoda look.
Stately, he seems. Hmmmmm?
I sense much ink within him...
At 4:17 PM,
Stephanie said…
That is hys-fucking-sterical.
At 9:55 PM,
BarbaraMG said…
LOL! I love it! WHere did you find it?
At 10:43 PM,
-Me said…
Matt, that totally reminds me of this "Learn to Talk Like Yoda" email.
1. Take the first two or three words of a sentence, and just add them to the end. For example: 'You will find what you are looking for' turns into 'Find what you are looking for, you will.'
2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.'
3. Adding a 'hmmmm...' at the end of an altered question. For example, 'Do you know what I am talking about?' turns into 'Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm...?'
4. Adding a 'yes' to an altered statement. For example: 'You are here for my help' turns into 'Here for my help, you are... yes...' :)
Eden, The pen or Matt? Both are pretty funny to me. :) I LOVE my pen! One of the associates mocked me today. He clearly lacks good taste...
Barbara, I got it from Target. Only the best store ever...
At 12:11 PM,
p.p. said…
OK, that sorta looks like my boss too. Frightening!
At 1:44 PM,
Curtis said…
My boss looks like he belongs at the Playboy Mansion hanging out with Hugh Hephner and wishing he had all the girls.
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